My roommate smells like a hobo’s year -old happy sock. I’m fucking dying here.

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When I have my own home, I will have a library or office with a grand set of Windows and an intricate collection of books and baubles and spirits so that I may respectfully brood in the best odd my company.

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Chocolate mud ice cream, chocolate flavored peanut butter, and reeses pieces.
Because I’m an adult.

Chocolate mud ice cream, chocolate flavored peanut butter, and reeses pieces.
Because I’m an adult.

@1 month ago with 4 notes
bi-the-wayxx:

gingerlivinglife
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It’d be nice if people could correct you without being assholes. “Hey, you’re not supposed to walk and smoke in uniform,” would be a lot better than “SO WE FUCKING WALK AND SMOKE IN FUCKING UNIFORM NOW, HUH? PUT IT THE FUCK OUT.”

Because it’s only the norm to scream at strangers in public when you’re in the military.

I fucking hate people.

@1 month ago

That awkward moment when you’re hungry but also nauseous from nerves.
:[

@1 month ago with 4 notes

bl-ossomed:

 

Bed views the last 2 mornings.

i don’t think i’ve ever been so jealous of anything in my life.

same omg

(Source: calebbabcock, via vodkacupcakes)

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the-wolfgoddess:

e-babs:

This makes me want to travel in a camper with wolfgoddess122 and just be together and forget the world. Maybe draw while we’re at it. Who knows. 

let’s do it. I’ll pack my stuff right now.

This makes me chuckle, because I was just talking about doing this with Donna the other day.

the-wolfgoddess:

e-babs:

This makes me want to travel in a camper with wolfgoddess122 and just be together and forget the world. Maybe draw while we’re at it. Who knows. 

let’s do it. I’ll pack my stuff right now.

This makes me chuckle, because I was just talking about doing this with Donna the other day.

(Source: de-preciated)

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